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Thursday 09/04/2026 02:29pm (Sent from Unknown via Unknown)

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Voicemail #291189 from 0370449xxx
Thursday 09/04/2026 02:03pm (Sent from Unknown via Unknown)

Caller said "Uh, I'm really sad. My wife just broke up on me and my balls are hanging low, and I think somebody's trying to rip them off."

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Thursday 09/04/2026 12:17pm (Sent from Freeling, SA (best guess) via Unknown)

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Thursday 09/04/2026 11:37am (Sent from Unknown via Unknown)

Use code THIGHDAY at checkout and get any SNACK PACK for only $15 today! [censored] Reply STOP to opt-out

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Thursday 09/04/2026 10:45am (Sent from Unknown via Unknown)

Dear Vern, We hope you had a great long weekend with family and friends. SAINT Black is a private world - a sanctuary for those who live with intention. Featuring an organic whole foods restaurant, coworking lounge, a world-class gym, ancient bathhouse, traditional sauna, reformer pilates, HYROX studio, breathwork studio, biohacking and more. We are offering a limited number of final memberships at our newest club in South Melbourne. Please reply to this text with your preferred day and time to arrange an appointment to find out more. Day: Fri 10th, Mon 13th or Tue 14th April Time: 9am, 1pm or 6pm Plus an exclusive joining gift. Join SAINT Black before 30th April and receive a $400 gift voucher to spend in club towards IV vitamin infusions, personal training sessions or 1:1 reformer Pilates. We can't wait to help you live your ultimate life. Maurice Parfait Membership and Community Manager

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Voicemail #291177 from 0448046xxx
Thursday 09/04/2026 10:37am (Sent from Unknown via Telstra Corporation Limited)

Caller said "Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring."

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Thursday 09/04/2026 08:00am (Sent from Unknown via Unknown)

Hot (or Nash)

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Voicemail #291170 from 0433960xxx
Thursday 09/04/2026 02:41am (Sent from Wannanup, WA (best guess) via Vodafone Hutchison Australia Pty Limited)

Caller said "What up __? My BB still hit my line, __. Where the __ is he, huh? Oh my, what if it was from my room."

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Voicemail #291169 from 0433960xxx
Thursday 09/04/2026 02:38am (Sent from Wannanup, WA (best guess) via Vodafone Hutchison Australia Pty Limited)

Caller said "No worries, __. Where, I wanna know where the __ my BD is. Like, where's my baby daddy? He said to hit up this line. Why the __ is he not answering?"

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Voicemail #291167 from 0455318xxx
Wednesday 08/04/2026 10:37pm (Sent from Unknown via Unknown)

Caller said "My life in the corner"

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