It had better be ur bloody number lol
eva has small titties
Krawler, this is your mother! If you leave this house one more time without cleaning your room, don't plan on coming home!!! Xxoo and make sure you eat your sammiches I made you today, not just the tiny teddies.
I sat on the train this
morning opposite a stunning Thai girl.
I kept thinking to myself, please don't get an
erection, please don't get an erection...
but she did.
Hey stuart it's Evey from last night, I know it ended awkwardly but I swear what you saw in the men's bathroom was not what you thought. Look I died my hair blue like you like
Happy Mothers day! Love you mum! <3
The old rejection line was better, where it told you that the person that gave you the number, doesn't want to speak to you ever again..