Krawler, this is your mother! If you leave this house one more time without cleaning your room, don't plan on coming home!!! Xxoo and make sure you eat your sammiches I made you today, not just the tiny teddies.
I sat on the train this morning opposite a stunning Thai girl. I kept thinking to myself, please don't get an erection, please don't get an erection... but she did.
The old rejection line was better, where it told you that the person that gave you the number, doesn't want to speak to you ever again..