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Sunday 26/08/2012 12:56pm (Sent from Tamworth, NSW (best guess) via Telstra Corporation Limited)

MMS 21465


It had better be ur bloody number lol

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Tuesday 23/04/2013 01:32pm (Sent from Unknown via Unknown)

MMS 37604


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SMS #2186 from 0400535xxx
Wednesday 13/07/2011 01:52pm (Sent from Mooroolbark, VIC (best guess) via Telstra Corporation Limited)

Krawler, this is your mother! If you leave this house one more time without cleaning your room, don't plan on coming home!!! Xxoo and make sure you eat your sammiches I made you today, not just the tiny teddies.

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SMS #3769 from 0433553xxx
Sunday 18/09/2011 09:42pm (Sent from Fitzroy, VIC (best guess) via Vodafone Hutchison Australia Pty Limited)

eva has small titties

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Friday 07/12/2012 04:20pm (Sent from Unknown via Unknown)

MMS 28487


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SMS #1789 from 0415519xxx
Friday 24/06/2011 08:15am (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

I sat on the train this morning opposite a stunning Thai girl. I kept thinking to myself, please don't get an erection, please don't get an erection... but she did.

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Sunday 13/05/2012 01:22am (Sent from Glenwood, NSW (best guess) via Optus Mobile Pty Limited)

Happy Mothers day! Love you mum! <3

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SMS #6710 from 0449560xxx
Friday 23/12/2011 03:13pm (Sent from Unknown via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

The old rejection line was better, where it told you that the person that gave you the number, doesn't want to speak to you ever again..

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Saturday 04/08/2012 10:55am (Sent from Maddington, WA (best guess) via Optus Mobile Pty Limited)

MMS 19951


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Wednesday 09/01/2013 02:34am (Sent from Bentley, NSW (best guess) via Telstra Corporation Limited)

MMS 30355


Hey stuart it's Evey from last night, I know it ended awkwardly but I swear what you saw in the men's bathroom was not what you thought. Look I died my hair blue like you like

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