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SMS #3769 from 0433553xxx
Sunday 18/09/2011 09:42pm (Sent from Fitzroy, VIC (best guess) via Vodafone Hutchison Australia Pty Limited)

eva has small titties

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Sunday 26/08/2012 12:56pm (Sent from Tamworth, NSW (best guess) via Telstra Corporation Limited)

MMS 21465


It had better be ur bloody number lol

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SMS #3768 from 0435486xxx
Sunday 18/09/2011 09:36pm (Sent from Sydney, NSW (best guess) via Optus Mobile Pty Limited)

Baby come back to me I want you so much I miss you don't leave me I'm sorry I got a small dick and I don't shave my pubes but I will try to pleasure you differently so please call me back and say you want me Love from Simon Loo

Scored 1 (41 votes) Vote Up! Vote Down!     comments  tweet this  Like this  Submit to reddit  Stumble Upon this 
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SMS #2186 from 0400535xxx
Wednesday 13/07/2011 01:52pm (Sent from Mooroolbark, VIC (best guess) via Telstra Corporation Limited)

Krawler, this is your mother! If you leave this house one more time without cleaning your room, don't plan on coming home!!! Xxoo and make sure you eat your sammiches I made you today, not just the tiny teddies.

Scored 16 (40 votes) Vote Up! Vote Down!     comments  tweet this  Like this  Submit to reddit  Stumble Upon this 
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SMS #6710 from 0449560xxx
Friday 23/12/2011 03:13pm (Sent from Unknown via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

The old rejection line was better, where it told you that the person that gave you the number, doesn't want to speak to you ever again..

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Tuesday 23/04/2013 01:32pm (Sent from Unknown via Unknown)

MMS 37604


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SMS #3771 from 0423199xxx
Sunday 18/09/2011 10:16pm (Sent from Woollahra, NSW (best guess) via Optus Mobile Pty Limited)

I want george le's dick inside me baby OHHH YEAAAHH

Scored -1 (33 votes) Vote Up! Vote Down!     comments  tweet this  Like this  Submit to reddit  Stumble Upon this 
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SMS #1789 from 0415519xxx
Friday 24/06/2011 08:15am (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

I sat on the train this morning opposite a stunning Thai girl. I kept thinking to myself, please don't get an erection, please don't get an erection... but she did.

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MMS #1224 from 0422652xxx
Tuesday 17/05/2011 04:08pm (Sent from Unknown via Unknown)

MMS 1224


Scored -23 (29 votes) Vote Up! Vote Down!     comments  tweet this  Like this  Submit to reddit  Stumble Upon this 
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SMS #3767 from 0423199xxx
Sunday 18/09/2011 09:30pm (Sent from Woollahra, NSW (best guess) via Optus Mobile Pty Limited)

EVA WU IS GAY LOLOLOLOL SHE'S A FUCKEN NOOB

Scored -1 (27 votes) Vote Up! Vote Down!     comments  tweet this  Like this  Submit to reddit  Stumble Upon this