Sunday 16/08/2026 10:36am (Sent from Queens Park, WA (best guess) via Unknown)
Caller said "Guys, Albert Fingernodle here. I farted in my grandpa's breathing machine, and his lungs turned black. I'm currently on the run after committing multiple felonies."
Sunday 16/08/2026 10:29am (Sent from Queens Park, WA (best guess) via Unknown)
Caller said "Hello, we found your number on Google, so we decided to um call you guys and we wanted to see what happened. Bye!"
Sunday 16/08/2026 01:39am (Sent from Unknown via Optus Mobile Pty Limited)
Caller said "Ah I'm gonna fucking cut this bitch's fucking head off gun. Fuck!"
Sunday 16/08/2026 01:35am (Sent from Unknown via Telstra Corporation Limited)
Hey sexy
Saturday 15/08/2026 09:05pm (Sent from South Grafton, NSW (best guess) via Telstra Corporation Limited)
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Saturday 15/08/2026 08:13pm (Sent from Palmyra, WA (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)
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Saturday 15/08/2026 07:14pm (Sent from Unknown via Telstra Corporation Limited)
New Land in Campbelltown Now Selling.
OpenLot found you 4-bed H
Saturday 15/08/2026 02:43pm (Sent from Unknown via Unknown)
Caller said "That's oh my gosh, oh I'm gonna hair."
Saturday 15/08/2026 02:41pm (Sent from Unknown via Unknown)
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Saturday 15/08/2026 01:38pm (Sent from South Tamworth, NSW (best guess) via Telstra Corporation Limited)
Caller said "Nigger dear niggas."
