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Monday 30/03/2015 03:43pm (Sent from Unknown via Unknown)

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Sunday 29/03/2015 11:57am (Sent from Smithfield, SA (accurate) via Optus Mobile Pty Limited)

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Friday 06/03/2015 08:21pm (Sent from Unknown via Unknown)

What if when you're having sex and all of a sudden you thought you see the guy's boner but then an airplane comes flying out of his pants. And when you take the pants off there is like an airport there.

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Tuesday 03/03/2015 10:43pm (Sent from Unknown via Unknown)

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Tuesday 03/03/2015 03:37pm (Sent from Smithfield, SA (accurate) via Optus Mobile Pty Limited)

What if a car horn is just the car's g-spot so when you honk it, it is actually the car screaming in pleasure.

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Tuesday 03/03/2015 03:33pm (Sent from Smithfield, SA (accurate) via Optus Mobile Pty Limited)

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