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Voicemail #295748 from 0494586xxx

Sunday 16/08/2026 11:05am (Sent from Queens Park, WA (best guess) via Unknown)

Caller said "Hey y'all, we're back doing Gianna's hair. What do you want today, G? Oh Facebook. Oh shut fucking polypale, you bitch!"

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Voicemail #295746 from 0494586xxx

Sunday 16/08/2026 10:36am (Sent from Queens Park, WA (best guess) via Unknown)

Caller said "Guys, Albert Fingernodle here. I farted in my grandpa's breathing machine, and his lungs turned black. I'm currently on the run after committing multiple felonies."

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Voicemail #295745 from 0494586xxx

Sunday 16/08/2026 10:29am (Sent from Queens Park, WA (best guess) via Unknown)

Caller said "Hello, we found your number on Google, so we decided to um call you guys and we wanted to see what happened. Bye!"

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Voicemail #295744 from 0494586xxx

Sunday 16/08/2026 10:23am (Sent from Queens Park, WA (best guess) via Unknown)

You missed a call, but the caller didn't leave a message.

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