Hello Mr. Ridhoy, I’m reaching out regarding a very important investment opportunity: a cat. I understand this may seem like an unnecessary purchase at first, but after careful consideration, I believe this is a decision that will greatly improve the household. A cat provides companionship, emotional support, free entertainment, and a daily reminder that you are no longer the most important person in the house. Unlike many purchases, a cat appreciates value over time. It requires minimal maintenance, works as a natural alarm system, and will occasionally allow you to believe you are in control. I believe this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to bring a new member into the family. Please consider this proposal carefully. Regards, A concerned citizen advocating for cats.

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