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Saturday 20/10/2018 11:45pm (Sent from Unknown via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

Ayy

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Saturday 20/10/2018 06:25pm (Sent from Unknown via Unknown)

Oi what's up

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Voicemail #190851 from 0415519xxx
Saturday 20/10/2018 06:22pm (Sent from Unknown via Unknown)

Caller could not leave a message, no message2txt active.

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Voicemail #190854 from 0415519xxx
Saturday 20/10/2018 06:22pm (Sent from Unknown via Unknown)

Caller could not leave a message, no message2txt active.

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Saturday 20/10/2018 05:57pm (Sent from Unknown via Unknown)

Yeah nah

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Voicemail #190852 from 0415519xxx
Saturday 20/10/2018 05:03pm (Sent from Unknown via Unknown)

Caller could not leave a message, no message2txt active.

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Voicemail #190855 from 0415519xxx
Saturday 20/10/2018 04:49pm (Sent from Unknown via Unknown)

Caller could not leave a message, no message2txt active.

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Voicemail #190856 from 0415519xxx
Saturday 20/10/2018 04:49pm (Sent from Unknown via Unknown)

Caller could not leave a message, no message2txt active.

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Voicemail #190853 from 0415519xxx
Saturday 20/10/2018 04:45pm (Sent from Unknown via Unknown)

Caller could not leave a message, no message2txt active.

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Voicemail #190857 from 0415519xxx
Saturday 20/10/2018 04:45pm (Sent from Unknown via Unknown)

Caller could not leave a message, no message2txt active.

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Voicemail #190858 from 0415519xxx
Saturday 20/10/2018 04:45pm (Sent from Unknown via Unknown)

Caller could not leave a message, no message2txt active.

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Voicemail #190859 from 0415519xxx
Saturday 20/10/2018 04:45pm (Sent from Unknown via Unknown)

Caller could not leave a message, no message2txt active.

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Voicemail #190860 from 0415519xxx
Saturday 20/10/2018 04:45pm (Sent from Unknown via Unknown)

Caller could not leave a message, no message2txt active.

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Voicemail #190861 from 0415519xxx
Saturday 20/10/2018 04:45pm (Sent from Unknown via Unknown)

Caller could not leave a message, no message2txt active.

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Tuesday 13/10/2015 03:10pm (Sent from Unknown via Unknown)

I'm not a heavy, I'm a fat scout

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Voicemail #97675 from 0415519xxx
Wednesday 05/08/2015 09:19pm (Sent from Unknown via Unknown)

Caller did not leave a message.

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Monday 19/01/2015 12:27am (Sent from Unknown via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

You ready to go? Waiting out front now

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Sunday 18/01/2015 02:26am (Sent from Unknown via Unknown)

Butts

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Voicemail #64617 from 0415519xxx
Saturday 26/04/2014 12:58pm (Sent from Unknown via Unknown)

Caller did not leave a message.

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Voicemail #64391 from 0415519xxx
Wednesday 23/04/2014 07:28am (Sent from Unknown via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

Caller did not leave a message.

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Voicemail #64389 from 0415519xxx
Wednesday 23/04/2014 01:34am (Sent from Unknown via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

Caller did not leave a message.

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Tuesday 01/04/2014 10:29pm (Sent from Unknown via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

"G'day mate, Aussie Helpline...What's the problem cobber?" "I'm in Darwin with my Sheila and she's been stung on the minge by a wasp, and now her pussy has completely closed up." "Bummer mate!" "Thanks mate, I hadn't thought of that, Bye."

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Voicemail #58517 from 0415519xxx
Thursday 06/02/2014 11:21pm (Sent from Unknown via Unknown)

Caller said "1. 2. 3. 4."

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Thursday 06/02/2014 07:35pm (Sent from Unknown via Unknown)

Gay

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Thursday 06/02/2014 07:30pm (Sent from Unknown via Unknown)

Answer me fukhead

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Thursday 06/02/2014 07:28pm (Sent from Unknown via Unknown)

Test?

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Thursday 06/02/2014 07:19pm (Sent from Unknown via Unknown)

Test

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Voicemail #51546 from 0415519xxx
Thursday 31/10/2013 07:18pm (Sent from Unknown via Unknown)

Caller left a message that could not be converted to text.

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Tuesday 22/10/2013 08:51pm (Sent from Unknown via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

Buttycakes

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Monday 21/10/2013 12:12am (Sent from Unknown via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

Wang butt

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Voicemail #49325 from 0415519xxx
Tuesday 01/10/2013 11:38pm (Sent from Unknown via Unknown)

Caller said "Testing testing 1 2 3."

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Tuesday 30/07/2013 12:33am (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

Test

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Voicemail #42139 from 0415519xxx
Monday 24/06/2013 12:54am (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

Caller did not leave a message.

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Voicemail #40556 from 0415519xxx
Monday 03/06/2013 12:12pm (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

Caller said "City Sprinklers(?)."

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Sunday 12/05/2013 01:42am (Sent from Unknown via Unknown)

You going to be up for long? I need to piss off for a bit

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Thursday 21/03/2013 06:35pm (Sent from Unknown via Unknown)

U on line yet ??

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Voicemail #29305 from 0415519xxx
Wednesday 19/12/2012 08:40pm (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

Caller did not leave a message.

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Voicemail #29304 from 0415519xxx
Wednesday 19/12/2012 08:39pm (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

Caller did not leave a message.

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Voicemail #23655 from 0415519xxx
Tuesday 25/09/2012 07:38am (Sent from Unknown via Unknown)

Caller left a message that could not be converted to text.

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Monday 10/09/2012 08:11am (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

"0411xxxxxx"

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Saturday 08/09/2012 12:10am (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

0411xxxxxx.

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Wednesday 05/09/2012 07:01pm (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

wut

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Monday 06/08/2012 12:22am (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

Balls in your mouth

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Friday 04/05/2012 11:22pm (Sent from Unknown via Unknown)

Test of number filter 0411xxxxxx 0411xxxxxx 041xxxxxx 073xxxxxx

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Friday 04/05/2012 06:52pm (Sent from Unknown via Unknown)

Testicles

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Friday 04/05/2012 06:47pm (Sent from Unknown via Unknown)

Testicles

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Tuesday 17/04/2012 07:40am (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

YES, THIS IS DOUG

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Wednesday 04/04/2012 12:00am (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

Need to talk to you urgently regarding school fees

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Voicemail #6741 from 0415519xxx
Friday 23/12/2011 10:23pm (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

Caller left a message that could not be converted to text.

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Voicemail #6740 from 0415519xxx
Friday 23/12/2011 10:22pm (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

Caller said "___ slut(?)"

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Voicemail #6739 from 0415519xxx
Friday 23/12/2011 10:22pm (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

Caller did not leave a message.

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Voicemail #6738 from 0415519xxx
Friday 23/12/2011 10:20pm (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

Caller left a message that could not be converted to text.

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Voicemail #6737 from 0415519xxx
Friday 23/12/2011 10:18pm (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

Caller did not leave a message.

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SMS #6631 from 0415519xxx
Thursday 22/12/2011 11:25am (Sent from Unknown via Unknown)

A Chinese man and wife are lying in bed and the husband farts. "That's disgusting!" yells the wife. "It was the dog" explained the husband. "Don't blame the dog" cried his wife, "it was cooked perfectly!".

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Voicemail #6048 from 0415519xxx
Sunday 11/12/2011 04:29pm (Sent from Unknown via Unknown)

Caller did not leave a message.

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Voicemail #5881 from 0415519xxx
Wednesday 07/12/2011 02:00pm (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

Caller said "Mash potato"

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Voicemail #5864 from 0415519xxx
Tuesday 06/12/2011 11:15pm (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

Caller did not leave a message.

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Voicemail #5863 from 0415519xxx
Tuesday 06/12/2011 11:14pm (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

Caller did not leave a message.

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Voicemail #5862 from 0415519xxx
Tuesday 06/12/2011 11:14pm (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

Caller did not leave a message.

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Voicemail #5377 from 0415519xxx
Friday 18/11/2011 08:27pm (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

Caller did not leave a message.

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SMS #5368 from 0415519xxx
Friday 18/11/2011 12:57pm (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

How can i get in contact with this Mel chick? She sounds like someone i should meet (or meat lololol)

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SMS #5326 from 0415519xxx
Wednesday 16/11/2011 04:51pm (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

I knew a brad once and he was a total jerk. I'll bet it's that guy.

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SMS #5322 from 0415519xxx
Wednesday 16/11/2011 04:40pm (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

Yeah, fucking brad.... I hate that guy!

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SMS #4447 from 0415519xxx
Sunday 16/10/2011 04:08pm (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

Fuck the police. Some woman stands naked at her window watching me jerk off and I'M the pervert?!

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Voicemail #4173 from 0415519xxx
Monday 03/10/2011 07:59am (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

Caller said "Hi Tin, it's Jeff."

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SMS #4155 from 0415519xxx
Sunday 02/10/2011 08:47pm (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

Test 3

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SMS #4154 from 0415519xxx
Sunday 02/10/2011 08:45pm (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

Test 3

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SMS #4152 from 0415519xxx
Sunday 02/10/2011 08:37pm (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

Test of new Facebook update style

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SMS #4151 from 0415519xxx
Sunday 02/10/2011 08:37pm (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

Test2

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SMS #4150 from 0415519xxx
Sunday 02/10/2011 08:33pm (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

Test of new Facebook update style

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Voicemail #3916 from 0415519xxx
Saturday 24/09/2011 08:23pm (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

Caller did not leave a message.

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Voicemail #3915 from 0415519xxx
Saturday 24/09/2011 08:20pm (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

Caller did not leave a message.

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Voicemail #3914 from 0415519xxx
Saturday 24/09/2011 08:16pm (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

Caller did not leave a message.

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Voicemail #3913 from 0415519xxx
Saturday 24/09/2011 08:14pm (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

Caller did not leave a message.

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SMS #3664 from 0415519xxx
Thursday 15/09/2011 09:25pm (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

My balls are so itchy! Next time I'm waxing or usong Nair... this shaving thing is shit. Cuts and itching fml

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Voicemail #3492 from 0415519xxx
Tuesday 06/09/2011 08:09pm (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

Caller said "This is proof. For doc. To Phil."

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SMS #3420 from 0415519xxx
Friday 02/09/2011 08:14pm (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

Japanese scientists have just made a huge breakthrough in photography technology ... a camera with a shutter speed so incredibly fast that it is now possible to take a photo of a woman with her mouth shut.

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SMS #3400 from 0415519xxx
Friday 02/09/2011 12:18am (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

Damn, just lost the final round of the trivia comp by getting the last question wrong. They asked where do women have the curliest hair... the answer i should have given was 'Fiji'.

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SMS #3135 from 0415519xxx
Saturday 20/08/2011 11:00pm (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

I failed my Biology exam yesterday. I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells.... apparently "Abos" and "Lebs" were not the correct answers.

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SMS #3107 from 0415519xxx
Friday 19/08/2011 09:52am (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

If sex between three people is called a Threesome and sex between two people is called a Twosome... Then why is Handsome still a compliment?

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SMS #3020 from 0415519xxx
Tuesday 16/08/2011 09:44am (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

Today an aboriginal was found nailed to a tree, stabbed six times and shot twice. Redfern police said it 's the worst case of suicide they had ever seen .

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SMS #2855 from 0415519xxx
Sunday 07/08/2011 07:54pm (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

I met a beautiful woman by the lake the other day - there was a spark between us and she fell at my feet. As we lay together making love I thought to myself... these tazers are well worth the money.

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SMS #2612 from 0415519xxx
Monday 25/07/2011 06:46pm (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

The Priory rehabilitation clinic would like to congratulate Amy Winehouse on 24 hours of sobriety. Congratulations, Amy!

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SMS #2503 from 0415519xxx
Sunday 17/07/2011 11:29pm (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

My idiot neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning. I mean seriously, what the fuck?? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.

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SMS #2502 from 0415519xxx
Sunday 17/07/2011 11:23pm (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

Went for a routine check up yesterday. All was fine until he stuck his index finger up my arse...... Do you think I should change dentists?

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SMS #2142 from 0415519xxx
Monday 11/07/2011 05:47pm (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

My son was thrown out of school for letting a girl give him a wank. I said "Son, that's 3 schools this year. You want to stop before you're banned from teaching altogether"

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SMS #2123 from 0415519xxx
Sunday 10/07/2011 10:59am (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

I just dared a dwarf mate of mine to run under the legs of some woman but he got busted and ended up with a clit over the ear and a flap across the face.

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SMS #2067 from 0415519xxx
Friday 08/07/2011 03:08pm (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

Guy finds a Genie bottle. Rubs it hard and out pops a Genie and grants him 1 wish. "I want to live forever". The Genie explains he cant grant wishes like that. "OK, I want to die when NSW win a State of Origin Series". "Smart arse" says the genie.

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SMS #2043 from 0415519xxx
Wednesday 06/07/2011 11:27pm (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

Queensland for the win!

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SMS #1923 from 0415519xxx
Friday 01/07/2011 09:57pm (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

I got the words 'I love you' tattooed on my cock and showed my wife. She said 'There you go again, trying to put words in my mouth!'

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SMS #1842 from 0415519xxx
Monday 27/06/2011 11:13pm (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Glad wrap for shorts. The shrink says, 'Well, I can clearly see you're nuts.'

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Voicemail #1839 from 0415519xxx
Monday 27/06/2011 10:05pm (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

Caller did not leave a message.

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Voicemail #1827 from 0415519xxx
Monday 27/06/2011 12:07am (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

Caller did not leave a message.

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SMS #1826 from 0415519xxx
Sunday 26/06/2011 11:17pm (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

I just heard you were held at gunpoint this morning by a gay rapist and that he gave you 2 options... suck his d**k or die. Glad to hear you're alright :-)

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SMS #1825 from 0415519xxx
Sunday 26/06/2011 11:04pm (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

It's that time of year when I desperately want to fuck you. You know it's going to happen, so don't bother fighting it. Love you always. Signed, the Australian Taxation Office.

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SMS #1824 from 0415519xxx
Sunday 26/06/2011 10:49pm (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

Two pregnant women are knitting jumpers on a park bench. One says to the other, "I hope mine is a boy, I've bought loads of blue wool." The other mum says "I hope mine's a spastic, I've fucked mine up"

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SMS #1823 from 0415519xxx
Sunday 26/06/2011 10:34pm (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

My uncle has just been stuck off the medical register for having sex with his patients... which is a shame, because he was a really good vet.

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SMS #1789 from 0415519xxx
Friday 24/06/2011 08:15am (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

I sat on the train this morning opposite a stunning Thai girl. I kept thinking to myself, please don't get an erection, please don't get an erection... but she did.

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SMS #1745 from 0415519xxx
Monday 20/06/2011 01:17pm (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

Can you spare just $2? Ranji is a 24yr old muslim man in Pakistan. He has one leg, one arm and one eye. Each day he has to ride 7 kms for water along a narrow road on a rusty bike with bent wheels, no brakes and only one pedal. If you send us just $2, we will send you the dvd, its fucking hilarious!

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Voicemail #1661 from 0415519xxx
Tuesday 14/06/2011 08:32pm (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

Caller did not leave a message.

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