SMS #2067 from 0415519xxx
Friday 08/07/2011 03:08pm (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

Guy finds a Genie bottle. Rubs it hard and out pops a Genie and grants him 1 wish. "I want to live forever". The Genie explains he cant grant wishes like that. "OK, I want to die when NSW win a State of Origin Series". "Smart arse" says the genie.

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