Sunday 26/08/2012 12:56pm (Sent from Tamworth, NSW (best guess) via Telstra Corporation Limited)
It had better be ur bloody number lol
Sunday 18/09/2011 09:42pm (Sent from Fitzroy, VIC (best guess) via Vodafone Hutchison Australia Pty Limited)
eva has small titties
Friday 23/12/2011 03:13pm (Sent from Unknown via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)
The old rejection line was better, where it told you that the person that gave you the number, doesn't want to speak to you ever again..
Friday 24/06/2011 08:15am (Sent from Lutwyche, QLD (best guess) via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)
I sat on the train this
morning opposite a stunning Thai girl.
I kept thinking to myself, please don't get an
erection, please don't get an erection...
but she did.
Tuesday 23/04/2013 01:32pm (Sent from Unknown via Unknown)
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Wednesday 13/07/2011 01:52pm (Sent from Mooroolbark, VIC (best guess) via Telstra Corporation Limited)
Krawler, this is your mother! If you leave this house one more time without cleaning your room, don't plan on coming home!!! Xxoo and make sure you eat your sammiches I made you today, not just the tiny teddies.
Sunday 18/09/2011 09:36pm (Sent from Sydney, NSW (best guess) via Optus Mobile Pty Limited)
Baby come back to me I want you so much
I miss you don't leave me
I'm sorry I got a small dick and I don't shave my pubes but I will try to pleasure you differently so please call me back and say you want me
Love from
Simon Loo
Tuesday 17/05/2011 04:08pm (Sent from Unknown via Unknown)
Sunday 18/09/2011 10:16pm (Sent from Woollahra, NSW (best guess) via Optus Mobile Pty Limited)
I want george le's dick inside me baby OHHH YEAAAHH
Sunday 18/09/2011 09:30pm (Sent from Woollahra, NSW (best guess) via Optus Mobile Pty Limited)
EVA WU IS GAY LOLOLOLOL SHE'S A FUCKEN NOOB
