Hey its Shane from tinder.
Cuzzy, the coke u gave me last nite was awesome bro!! I'm so smash!!!
Eva, I don't know how to said this but I'm breaking up with u. Its not u, it's me, I have commitment issue. Anyway, I think we should talk in person. Ps the new fone no u gave me, is it correct? U dont seems to answer on it
Hi, I got a miss call from this number.
Honey, could u bring the milk and bread quickly, the kids are hungry!! Ps pick up some Viagra while u at it