I'm sorry Brendan Curtis I love you and want you back forever your sweet cheek freak Chris Osborn
Fuck you Brendan Curtis for calling the cops on me you dog and giving me a fake number for that young fella
Hey there young fella this is Chris Osborn that strapping fella that was watching you from woolies Carpark I've got heaps of candy and treats bring ya lil mates over boys only camp out