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Thursday 07/02/2019 11:09am (Sent from Hawker, ACT (best guess) via Optus Mobile Pty Limited)

Do you think aliens exist? I ask because a big cunt one probed the fuck outta me last night (I'm still crapping and let me tell you that alien probing craps are even worse than after anal craps). I just want to be sure it was an alien not my neighbour.

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Thursday 07/02/2019 11:07am (Sent from Hawker, ACT (best guess) via Optus Mobile Pty Limited)

Hey there. I'm always getting rejected and this makes me sad. As you are clearly the rejection line can you please offer some kind advice? Thanks.

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