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Saturday 25/11/2017 12:35pm (Sent from Unknown via Telstra Corporation Limited)

Hey sexy, thanks for letting me touch your boobies last night. I dreamt about you all night. I love you so much

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Friday 31/03/2017 06:10pm (Sent from Unknown via Telstra Corporation Limited)

Hey, thanks for fingering my bum hole last night. I loved it.

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Voicemail #86895 from 0400645xxx
Saturday 21/02/2015 10:07pm (Sent from Unknown via Telstra Corporation Limited)

Caller said "Hey, it's Pat Hopkins here. I have to the weed for sale. Can you give me a call on oh."

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Voicemail #86893 from 0400645xxx
Saturday 21/02/2015 10:01pm (Sent from Unknown via Telstra Corporation Limited)

Caller said "Hi, it's Bolton. Can you come over and ___ my bum."

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Voicemail #72057 from 0400645xxx
Sunday 20/07/2014 01:28am (Sent from Unknown via Telstra Corporation Limited)

Caller said "Hi, it's Nick Shampo(?). I love cock in my ass please. I think I might die."

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Voicemail #71903 from 0400645xxx
Wednesday 16/07/2014 10:03pm (Sent from Unknown via Unknown)

Caller said "Hi, it's Sam Po. Where the ___ are you. I need to smash 2 fingers in my daughter now."

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Voicemail #71728 from 0400645xxx
Wednesday 16/07/2014 10:03pm (Sent from Unknown via Telstra Corporation Limited)

Caller said "Hi, it's Sam Po. Where the ___ are you. I need to smash 2 fingers in my daughter now."

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Friday 09/05/2014 12:09am (Sent from Unknown via Unknown)

Hey I'm heading over now. Can't wait to smash 2 fingers up your dot.

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