Tuesday 01/04/2014 10:29pm (Sent from Unknown via Vodafone Australia Pty Limited)

"G'day mate, Aussie Helpline...What's the problem cobber?" "I'm in Darwin with my Sheila and she's been stung on the minge by a wasp, and now her pussy has completely closed up." "Bummer mate!" "Thanks mate, I hadn't thought of that, Bye."

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