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Hello Miranda, I regret to inform you that you have been fired due to misconduct. This includes smoking in the office bathrooms and being caught having sex with Clyde. -Peter
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Hello Miranda, I regret to inform you that you have been fired due to misconduct. This includes smoking in the office bathrooms and being caught having sex with Clyde. -Peter