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Thursday 07/02/2019 11:09am (Sent from Hawker, ACT (best guess) via Optus Mobile Pty Limited)

Do you think aliens exist? I ask because a big cunt one probed the fuck outta me last night (I'm still crapping and let me tell you that alien probing craps are even worse than after anal craps). I just want to be sure it was an alien not my neighbour.

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